It's not that these donuts are not tasty.

They are GREAT, in fact.

It's not that they are too expensive.

Their price is quite reasonable.

The company has not done or said anything "WOKE"- this is not like a Bud Light boycott.

So, why are these guys boycotting Entenmann's donuts?

BECAUSE THE PACKAGE IS TOO DAMN LOUD!

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Deer have a great sense of smell.

They also have incredible hearing.

Their ears are hyper-sensitive, turning like radar to sense predators.

So here these hunters are, waiting on their prey, sipping coffee, and eating donuts just like normal hunters do at the crack of dawn.

CRINKLE goes the package- each time they reach for another donut.

About a mile or more away a deer's head pops up, ears turning toward the sound.

In the animal's mind, he imagines some fat guys, squatted down in camo' munching on donuts.

His nose turns up and he can smell the coffee in the air.

Deer are smart.

Some hunters, not so much.

You know you could always repackage those donuts into something that doesn't crinkle.

Ever thought of that?

How about just skipping anything that comes in cellophane?

Smart hunters, who actually know how to kill stuff, think of these things.

Those are the same guys who know NOT to bring their loud friends.

You know, the ones who brought the donuts in the cellophane.

Also, unless she is an experienced hunter, don't bring the wife.

Today's hunters have many advantages due to modern technology.

Today's deer have a HUGE advantage because modern technology has made many hunters STUPID.

Sorry, but it's true.

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