Silly Wyoming Tourist Reviews

These days, people can leave reviews about anything online. Some of those reviews are hysterical. Let's take a look at the silliest reviews about the state of Wyoming.

Wyoming focuses on being a mythological empty void, a permanent wind tunnel, or a place with more antelope than human residents. Locals and travelers alike describe the least-populated state as a mix of wide-open frontier simulator and aggressive weather. (Facebook Opinion).

“Allegedly, a suggested slogan for the state centennial: Wyoming, 1890-1990: 50 years of progress. Your progress may vary.” (Reddit Opinion).

The seasons are broken down into two distinct periods: "Winter" and "June ice on your windshield." (Reddit Opinion).

The famous local wind doesn't just mess up your hair—locals swear it "powers half the grid and steals every hat", or as they like to say, it just "keeps out the riff-raff". (Reddit Opinion).

The population is officially categorized as "fewer people than Rhode Island," but with enough room to forget what year it is. (Reddit Opinion).

Most bad reviews complain about the lack of shopping, and most anything else that is easy to find in big cities. But that is why most people move out here. Nobody comes to Wyoming to find civilization; they come here to get away from it. That includes the tourist. At least that is what they are supposed to be doing.

As you can imagine, the biggest complaint in any review is THE WIND! Even people who grew up in the Cowboy State complain about that.