Wyoming Drought Jokes – We Need A Dry Laugh

Droughts are not funny. They can bring a lot of problems and misery. But it helps to laugh. Laughter gets us through tough times. So let's give it a go.

The Drought was so bad....
The cows are giving evaporated milk.
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs
I saw a dog chasing a cat, and they were both walkin' every time
I think about ice, water pours out of my ears.
You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

The potatoes cook underground, and all you have to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt, and pepper.

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Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
The cows are giving evaporated milk.
The chickens are lying hard boiled eggs.
You start buying stock in Gatorade.
The trees are whistling for the dogs.
You start putting ice cubes in your water bed.
You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.
You can say 113 degrees without fainting.
Satan decided to take the day off.

You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.
Your dream house is any house in Alaska.
You can make instant sun tea.

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The trees are whistling for dogs.
Your car overheats before you drive it.
Hot water now comes out of both taps.
You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
The temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.
You've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.
You would give anything to be able to splash cold water on your face.