Brandon Werner, a Wildlife Biologist with the Wyoming Game & Fish Department, spoke on behalf of the department in regards to Thomas Gobbles and his gang.
Casper residents have long found themselves the victims of a local gang of notorious criminals that are known to terrorize the streets of our fair city.
It was like a scene from West Side Story, except instead of the Jets and the Sharks doing battle over the love of Maria, it's the Thomas Gobbles Gang and a group of interlopers feuding over bird seed.
I happened to look out my window to see a gang of wild turkeys in my front yard. Then awkwardly stalking the large birds was my cat, Lenord. He might not be that smart.