Here we go again, with idiots in Yellowstone National Park, where a pair of tourists were worried that a bison calf was cold. reports “A father and son pulled up to the ranger station with a bison calf in their car. They were demanding to speak with a ranger” as “They were seriously worried the that calf was freezing and dying.” Rob Heusevelt “told the men to remove the bison from their car and warned they could be in trouble for having the animal. They didn’t care, They sincerely thought they were doing a service and helping the calf by trying to save it from the cold.”

The site also reported Rangers gave the foreigners a ticket and then released the calf back where it was found.

They were so lucky the mother bison didn’t kill them. Mama Bison must have gone out to The Market Place for a pack of smokes, or she would have surely gone on a rampage. “It was a drive-by goring, I saw it!”

Cue Jeff Goldblum